Amusing snippets from public discourse:
“Did you know NASA is constantly crashing things because they can’t correctly convert to metric? They keep doing it!”
“Yeah, we can send spacecraft to Mars but diet soda still tastes like shit on Earth.”
“We should focus on Earth. Fix the soda problem. Get your priorities straight, NASA!”
Guy 1: Banksy made 1.2 million from his art, then he shredded it and it’s worth more.
Guy 2: I should be an artist.
Guy 1: Art doesn’t make any sense.
Guy 3: How about I f*ck your wife and paint it? Then you can pay me 1.2 million?
(They all Laugh)